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[Bourbon Whiskey] Evan Williams BiB White Label
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ScarcerWingman 13th Nov 2014


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PROLOG:


Here is that picture that I was obnoxiously throwing around, indesicive on how to consume my $60 worth of liquor that would eventually knock me out, only to wake hours later with a dry mouth, mindgrain and disapointed to find the team speak a ghost town... Oh, I'm stupid, you drunks obviously passed out too. You guys are a $&*# bad influence on me. But I love you guys none the less.

Evan Williams was recommended to me by reddit.com/r/bourbon, a subreddit with a 50% ratio of neck beards who make up part of a confused community that doesn't know whether it's friendly, stoic or contrastingly stuck up with a case of lazy eye and self appointed excellence deamed to be only touched by gods.

Before I start making inappropriate & vague beard cheese references...

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REVIEW:

ABSTRACT

Remember, remember the Fifth of November...

If you are a man (or like to think yourself as one), with broad shoulders, with a sexy half bald scalp, armpit and chest hair that would put a  Samsquanch to shame, a force field of masculine excellence that would sell as a top shelf cologne... And proceed to become charred from head to toe after a riot at a woman's prison sparked by your conjugal visit burns the entire facility to the ground... Only then would you be man enough to sip on this liquid gold.

Nose:
Intoxicating, overpowering. Oak, smoke, like being charcoaled to not the flesh, but the bone. Notes of caramel... It will make you crave BBQ

Neat/Ice:
It's received much, much smoother than the nose for-tells, but tastes like promised. The oak flavor is thick and straight forward, smokey like an evening camp fire; sweet enough to keep you from beating your wife, at tic-tac-toe . The finish sticks to the palate for a good moment, almost like deeply charcoaled baby back ribs with meat that melts off the bone.

Mixed:
Mixed with coke, it blends too well. It tastes good, don't get me wrong, but no character bleeds through the cola; a bit boring I must say. Easy to down none-the-less.

BOOZE METER
50%... will put hair on your corneas and pepperjack cheese on your genitalia

RECOMMENDED
Yes, this is probably my new sipper bourbon, it's better neat/iced than it is mixed.
Last Edit: 15th Dec 2014 by Scarcer
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