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The Concept of the "Favorite Beer"
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IcarusPrime 24th Dec 2014

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"Favorite Beer" is a fanny-pack chocolate-hoarder's ill-conceived notion that, in heavenly preordainment, he was privileged by God to imbibe the exact flavors which never, to his perception, shall be surpassed in the past, present, or future of brew crafting. As if, by fortune alone, he arrived at the only precise Flavor Coordinates in the entirety of the Beer Universe where his satisfaction is consistently guaranteed above all others, he claims this truth. As if, akin to finding love, he has held up above all others the singularity which he will carry into the afterlife, he advertises his narrow-mindedness.

As open-minded, free BeerWarriors, we must accept that never shall we arrive at a final, complete, lifetime-favorite brew. Many may touch us, and many may strike us, but following being knocked down, we rise up again. We approach a new challenge with each sip, knowing that, in this ever-changing chaos, even a single lap of the tongue - a single wayward taste - of a previously uncharted brew can rip the consciousness from the mind and hurl it on a journey of discovery through many layers of gypsum.

Be it decreed henceforth that declaring a "Favorite Beer" shall be recognized as a sign of weakness and defiance, by the knowledge that one day, a beer crafted by almighty Thor and his Underlings will pour forth from the thunderstorm into our empty, wanting goblets, and we shall drink of the sacred nectar and forever thereafter emit forth lightning with our battle-cries from every orifice, knowing that we have taken of Olympian gold and silver, and it has only increased our strength.
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Holy wall of text batman this is hilariously amazing. Haha omg I love this post. This is so true too. Beer is about discovery. It's about the adventure and the twists and turns we find along the way. We are always searching for those small moments that last forever. There is no finish line and their shouldn't be.

Here's to adventure!


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I want to post thiseverywhere now.


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